Friday, January 16, 2009


Here's a summary of my day:

BOO annoying doctor's appointment this morning, where I sat there half naked and freezing...

HOORAY for getting free samples from my doc, which saves me like a billion dollars...

BOO for annoying clients, who made my day abso-freakin-lutely rediculous...

HOORAY for the fact that I can have a martini tonight and forget they ever existed!!!
(extra dirty thankyouverymuch!)'s 5:30 on a Friday. Go home!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Superglue Is My Friend (...Or Is It?)

Super glue has failed me again! Ya see..I wore my black heels to work again and again, until finally they couldn’t take it anymore. So the soles fell off. But alas, I am a working woman, so this will never do, especially in the middle of a work day. So I grab my trusty (or is it?) super glue and attempt to glue the hell out of both soles of my sad and worn out shoes. This holds for about 40 seconds. Now with every step I take, you hear “flap, flap, flap” and my life is now in danger as I make a simple trip to the break room, or the bathroom, or to my car...

Stupid cheap shoes.

So on my way to work this lovely, sunny morning, my brand new (albeit cheap) sunglasses broke. I sigh (and may have said a naughty word) and dig around my center console for an old rejected pair. I find some and they help me make it the rest of the way to work. My master plan is now to superglue my new (and cheap) sunglasses back to their original form. This plan fails miserably. So I threw the damn sunglasses away.

Stupid cheap sunglasses.

Stupid super glue. Not my friend at all.

(note: you should know that I don’t wear “flappy” shoes to work anymore. Not that I didn’t continue to wear them for about 3 weeks, but I was blessed by a great sale at Nine West where I proceeded to buy myself 2 new pairs of fantabulous shoes! Call me flappy no more!)

Friday, January 9, 2009


I am in the car three hours a day on my long commute to and from work. Yup, you heard me right. Three hours. This means I have way too much time to ponder stupid things. My most recent stupid musing has to do with why I decided going to college was a good idea. Yes, it was the most logical thing to do after high school. But why is it that now that I have been through college and I now have a fancy schmancy diploma with a “grown-up” job, I have never been so financially unstable in my life. Which leads me to believe that maybe college actually set me back instead of helped me get on my feet. I very well may have been better off finishing high school with no debt and getting a job at Starbucks. What’s wrong with that? I LOVE Starbucks! In fact, if I went home smelling like roasted coffee beans every day instead of a mentally and emotionally drained zombie, I might be a happy girl! And if not, at least I’d be highly caffeinated.

On a more positive note, it's now 5:00 on Friday. Woo hoo! See ya!

My first blog

Ok, ok, you can call me cupcake, but only because they happen to be the cutest dessert in the land. I mean really, it doesn’t get much better. Does cheesecake have sprinkles? Nope! Does crème brulee fit right in the palm your hand? Nope! Can you finish tiramisu in 4 delectable bites? Nope! Needless to say, I’m a huge fan of cupcakes, hence the fantastic blog title.

But in all seriousness, I like more than just cupcakes. I love my family. I love animals (dogs especially). I love the beach. I love science. I love lamp. Just kidding on that last one. :)

Now I have officially wasted enough of your time (and my employer’s money) and must continue this fabulous blog later. Here’s what you have to look forward to: my increasingly random and somewhat entertaining life brought on by my own blonde moments, other people’s stupidity, and simply from the fact that life is unpredictable and continues to keep me on my toes. I love it! It’s good times. Can’t wait to share it with you!